ஹீ - ஷீ பிளாக்குகள்

பிளாக்குகள் என்பது நாமெல்லாம் சண்டை போட நம்முடைய கருத்துக்களை வழியுறுத்த என்று எது எதற்கோ உபயோகிக்கிறோம் ஆனால் ஒரு கணவன் மனைவிக்குள் இருக்கும் காதல், ஊடல், தனக்கு மட்டும் தான் என்ற உணர்வு, விவாதங்கள் போன்றவைகளை எழுதி இருக்கிறார் ஒரு பதிவாளர்.

ஆங்கிலத்தில் இருப்பதறக்காக மன்னிக்கவும். பிளாக் டைட்டிலை மட்டும் தமிழ் படுத்தி இருக்கிறேன்.

கீழே மூன்று சாம்பிளுக்கு கொடுத்திருக்கிறேன்.

ஒரு மணி அடித்தால் உன் ஞாபகம்
He in office, receives a call
She: Hello
He: Yes
She: Enna aachu un voice kku? Yaaravadhu kazhutha nerichitaaLa?
He: Err. Who is this?
She: Enna thimira? Yen voice kooda maRandhu poacha
He: Err. Illaye. It sounds very different
She: Seri. Saaingalam seekram vandhudu. Kalayanathukku poganum
He: Koramangala dhaane. It hardly takes 10 minutes from our house
She: Suththam. Kalyanam utharahalli la
He: Huh? Naan invitation la koramangala dhaane parthen.
She: Adi vaanga pore. I am having the invitation in hand. Seekram varaati Priya konnuduva
He: Priya yaaru?
She: Enna aachu unakku. En friend Priya kalyanathukku dhaane poarom
He: En chithappa payyan Karthik kalyanathukku dhaane poarom!!
She: Extn 2631?
He: Sorry this is 2361
She: Sorry. Bye!
(Now our He calls his She on her mobile narrates the incident and starts laughing)
She: Sirikaadha. Thimiru pudichavane
He: What?
She: Yen voice kooda theriyaama eva koodavo ivlo neram pesi irukke!
He: Hey. Ava dhaan call pannina. What can I do?
She: Call pannina seri. Ivlo neram pesanuma? Kural kaetta udane identify panni irukka vendaam wrong number nu? Panradhayum pannitu ippadi sirikkare. Vekkama illai?
He: Hey. Naan busy aa irundhen. Gavanikkalai. Relax
She: Oh. Appo ayya busy aa irundha, enakkum maththa ponnungalukkum vidhyasam theiryadhu illa?
He: Hey!
She: Saaingalam pesikkaren un kitta. Bye!
He: kovam illai la
She: Naan kova pattu enna aagaradhu. Vakkaren ippo. Bye
(Click)
(Meanwhile the wrong number She calls her He, and narrates the incident)
He starts laughing.
She: Sirikaadha. Maanam poachu
He: He he
She: Ellam unnaala dhaan
He: What? Naan enna pannen?
She: Phone panren sonne la. You forgot. Nee mattum phone panni irundhaa indha madhiri aagi irukaadhu
He: Err. I was about to call you. Manager came here. Pesindu irundhena
She: Edavadhu kadhai sollu. I am feeling very bad. Cha!
He: Come on. Chinna vishayam. Sirichittu vittudanum
She: Unakku ellame chinna vishayam. Inimela naan unakku phone pannave poradhu illai
He: Hey hey. Please please.
She: Evening pesalaam. Seekram vaaa. Late pannadhe. Bye
He: Hey. Are you ok?
She: Not ok nnu sonna enna pannuve, ok nnu sonna pannuve!
He: Err. Ok nu sonna velai continue pannuven. Not ok sonna, innum konja neram pesuven
She: Appo naan not ok aa irundhaa dhaan pesuviya?
He: !!!!!!
She: Ennavo. Seri. Nee velaya paaru. I have a call now. Mudichitu naan aathuku podiuven. Seekram vaa. Bye
He: bye! And sorry!
She: Its ok. Bye

உன் கண்ணில் நீர் வடிந்தால்
He and She watching TV. Technically speaking He watching TV, and She cooking inside
He is watching the Natwest trophy finals of India-England for the 23rd time. She comes out
She: indha vendakkai konjam cut panni koden
He takes the vegetables and knife
She: Evlo thadavai indha match paape
He: Vera edhuvum nanna illaiye
She: Remote enga!
She changes to Sun Music channel. Oru maalai ila veyil neram is coming on tv.
She: Evlo smart aa irukkaan la. He is good
He: Ivan ennatha nalla irukaan. Ghajini la andha memory loss character la he has made a fool of himself.
She: Sanjay Ramasamy character la semma smart aa irundhaan. Adhuvum andha suttum vizhi sudare paatula wow!
He getting all J and starts cutting the vegetable fast
She gets back to the kitchen, and promptly He changes the channel
She shouts from kitchen
She: Channel ennathaku change pannine
He: Nee uLLa dhaane irukke. Adhaan change pannen
She: Adhanaala enna. Paatu kaadhula vizhum illai
He: Cha!
He gets in the kitchen, gives the vendakkai plate and walks out in a huff. He opens the door, takes the mobile and walks out of the house.
He is standing at the gate for a while, watching the dogs playing in the sand. Calls a couple of his friends and gets back inside the house after some 15 minutes.
TV is off. She has finished frying the vendakkai. Rice is on cooker. She is in the bedroom
He: Samachu mudichaacha?
She: hmmm
He: Kaekkaren la?
She: Ippo ennathuku kathara? Paatha theriyaliya? Cooker la sadham vachi irukken. Sambhar curry panni mudichaachu
He: Naan onnum kathalai!
Saying this, he switches on the TV and is watching News. After a while cooker whistle starts coming on. After 2nd or 3rd whistle
He: Cooker kathindu irukku illai. Adha konjam aNachu tholayen!
She walks out of the bedroom pretty fast, switches off the cooker and gets back to the bedroom.
Sensing something wrong, He switches off the TV and goes to the bedroom
He: Enna aachu unakku
She: Onnum illaiye
He: Appuram edhukku inji thinna korangu maari urrr nu irukke?
She starts crying
He: Ippo naan enna solliten nu azhudhu aarpaattam panre?
In between the tears
She: Naan surya smart sonna thappu, nee asin paathu drool panna thappu illai la
He: Err
She: Nee office la irukkara ponnunga paathu sight adippe. And adhayum en kitta vandhu solluve. Aaana naan oru cine star smart aa irukkan sonna thappu
He: Cha! Naan appadi ellam onnum sollaliye
She: Enakku theriyaadha unnai pathi. Vendakai visiri adikaadha kuraya kitchen la poatte. And appadiye kadhava thirandhuttu poite
He: Sorry ma! Naan edho tension la irundhen
She doesn’t say anything and is crying lightly. He comes closer to her, and hugs her. She pushes him away. He hugs her even tightly and kisses her on the cheek. She bursts out crying.
After a while, she wipes her face and goes to the kitchen.
She: Seri saapdlaam vaa
He: Sorry di. Naan appadi panni irukka koodadhu
She: Hmmmm
He: Konja neram kazhichu saapadalaam. Vaa TV paakalam
He changes channel to Sun Music. Guess what song is playing?
Suttum vizhi sudare. And so this He-She episode ends with he having a asattu sirippu on his face, and she having a resigned look!

என் கேள்விக்கென்ன பதில்.(இது எல்லோர் வீட்டிலும் நடந்திருக்கும்)
He and She having dinner.
She: Innum konjam sadham podatumma?
He: Hmmmm
After a couple of minutes
She: What are you thinking?
He: Huh?
She: Enna yosichindu irukke?
He: Onnum illaiye
She: Samayal nanna illaiya?
He: No no. Semma tasty aa irukku
She: Edhu thayir sadham aa?
He: He he. Sambhar curry ellam nanna irundadhu
She: Seri sollu
He: Enna?
She: What were you thinking?
He: Onnum illai ma
She: Veedu eppadi katta porom nu yosikaraya?
He: No no
She: Office la edavadhu tension aa?
He: Not at all
She: Naan edavadhu sollitena?
He, on her shoulder left hand keep
He: Come on!
She: Appo ennaa think pannitu irundhe?
He: Think ellam pannalai nu solren la.
Naalaiku saloon poradha illai next week saloon kku poradha
appadinu contemplate pannindu irundhen
She: !!!!!!!